diff --git a/includes/homepanel.php b/includes/homepanel.php
index 48430df..8d251af 100644
--- a/includes/homepanel.php
+++ b/includes/homepanel.php
@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 <?php
 	if (!isset($_GET['post']) && (!isset($_GET['page']) || $_GET['page'] == 1)) {
 		$message = "Broken-Moon.net";
-		$submessages = array("Under the Broken Moon, All the Lights in the Sky.",
-				"Presently not Experiencing an Outage. Probably.",
-				"Eternally WIP!",
+		$submessages = array("Under the Broken Moon, and all the lights in the night sky.",
+				"Presently not Experiencing an outage… Probably.",
+				"As eternally incomplete as September.",
 				"The Internet is Serious Business™.",
 				"Everyone on the planet is an accomplice to something.",
 				"Once you eliminate the impossible… whatever remains must be the truth. No matter how improbable it may seem.",