diff --git a/includes/homepanel.php b/includes/homepanel.php
index 7e9e8de..d2631ba 100644
--- a/includes/homepanel.php
+++ b/includes/homepanel.php
@@ -3,8 +3,12 @@
 		$message = "Broken-Moon.net";
 		$submessages = array("Under the Broken Moon, All the Lights in the Sky.",
 				"Presently not Experiencing an Outage. Probably.",
-				"WIP!",
-				"The Internet is Serious Business(TM).");
+				"Eternally WIP!",
+				"The Internet is Serious Business™.",
+				"Everyone on the planet is an accomplice to something.",
+				"Once you eliminate the impossible…whatever remains must be the truth. No matter how improbable it may seem.",
+				"I am free, therefore I am."
+			);
 	       
 		       $motd = array_rand($submessages);
 		echo '<div class="section homesection centre">';