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Basic functions
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-figlet
Converts text to ASCII art. Currently disabled due to security problems.
-cowsay
Converts text to the speech of a cow. Currently disabled due to security problems.
-ping
Pong!
-roll [Argument]
Rolls a dice, by default d20!
-time
Displays the time in military time, as if you were in chicago.
-helpme
^-^
Basic Information
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All functions start with '!' though this may change in the future
Under construction! More or less from scratch(Only just got basic I/O working!)
May have secret functions!
Mess with the code to your hearts content.
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The source code is freely availible at 
https://github.com/AstoriaFloyd/thembot
Feel free to modify, redistribute, whatever.
If you want to monitise it, sure go ahead.
This code follows the WTFPL, in all 0 of its conditions.
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