Broken-Moon.net
<% messages = ["Under the Broken Moon, and all the lights in the night sky.",
"Presently not Experiencing an outage… Probably.",
"As eternally incomplete as September.",
"The Internet is Serious Business™.",
"Everyone on the planet is an accomplice to something.",
"Once you eliminate the impossible… whatever remains must be the truth. No matter how improbable it may seem.",
"I am free, therefore I am."] %>
<%= messages[rand(0..6)] %>